Top Ten Lesser Known Effects of Testosterone

1. It makes men's thumbs incessantly press the button on the remote control.


2. Causes their attention span to be that of a small rodent.


3. It enables them to completly tune out the vocal range of their wife.


4. It also prevents them from hearing their own offspring calling for them or asking for food or beverages.


5. It makes them unable to consider anyone else's opinion when making desicions.


6. Testosterone makes men able to sleep through crying and thunderstorms.


7. It also makes them incapable of having meaningful converstions past 9pm.


8. It makes them believe they look good in whatever they wear. I call it the 'lying mirror syndrome'; aka the 'shiny shorts syndrome'.


9. Testosterone makes men think they do no wrong.


10. It also gives them a false sense of intellectual superiority.


Be aware, ladies... so far there is no permanent way to counteract these effects...all you can do is watch out for them. Good Luck!!!