Top Ten Things Things I am Thinking Today

1. How many acorns does one tree make per year?
2. Do they sell replacements for those little plastic tips on your shoe laces?
3. Congress should donate their salaries back.
4. Wouldn't we all be happier if there was no tv news?
5. Why won't my nails grow longer?
6. What is the most common color of dairy cow?
7. Are you the master of your own destiny?
8. What happens to all the flushed goldfish?
9. Why were speeding train word problems even invented?
10. Why am I completely out of clever, funny things to say?

Probably too much cable news.....

Top Ten Things Things I am Thinking Today

1. Why are men so annoying?

2. What will happen to America if the Democrats win in November?

3. Does anyone drink Soy milk because they like it?

4. What would Christopher Colombus say about America today?

5. At the alphabet pasta plant, do they really have 26 tiny alphabet dies?

6. What really happens to the missing socks in the washer and drier?

7. I wonder how many pens are in my house right now?

8. How many bananas are sold everyday?

9. How many get made into banana bread everyday?

10. Who invented WD40?

Musings for a not very amusing Monday.