Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Top Ten Things Things I am Thinking Today

  1. How many acorns does one tree make per year?
  2. Do they sell replacements for those little plastic tips on your shoe laces?
  3. Congress should donate their salaries back.
  4. Wouldn't we all be happier if there was no tv news?
  5. Why won't my nails grow longer?
  6. What is the most common color of dairy cow?
  7. Are you the master of your own destiny?
  8. What happens to all the flushed goldfish?
  9. Why were speeding train word problems even invented?
  10. Why am I completely out of clever, funny things to say?

Probably too much cable news.....

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