Top Ten Reasons Why Lost is the Best Show Ever!!!

In hopes of keeping myself from reading the spoilers for the season finale tonight...

1. It is all about the mystery...I love a show that I can't figure out in the first 10 minutes.

2. Great character development...not just superficial details.

3. It is like a big, crazy puzzle. I am not sure even Sherlock could figure it out!

4. Matthew Fox is adorable! I'd like to play doctor with him!

5. A mix of action and scifi fun.

6. I love the flashback and flashforward storytelling.

7. Great evil characters that you love to hate!!!

8. Also hunky Josh Holloway! Yummy!

9. Crazy things happen that keep my brain buzzing for days.

10. There are tons of crazy clues embedded in the show and I am so proud of myself when I figure them out.

Hopefully the finale will rock tonight...2 hours of Lost bliss!!! Have a great day!!!

Top Ten Reasons to be a Pirate

1. You get to drink rum at anytime of day! Not that you would but...you could.

2. Fresh sea air and sandy beaches! Sounds a lot like Sandals so far.

3. You get to see whales and dolphins all the time. Insert the National Geographic theme here.

4. The wardrobe...seriously...either a frilly or grungy pirate, what is not to love about the clothes. Do-rags, black pants, and cool boots... that translates to no bad hair days, slimming pants and fashionable footwear!

5. You could wear an eye patch and no one would stare. How cool is that!

6. You could learn to sword fight.

7. You get to hang out with your homies all the time and no one gets to tell you what to do.

8. You get to say cool stuff like: 'arrrggh', 'ahoy', 'avast', 'maties' and 'shiver me timbers'.

9. All the fresh fish and lemons you could want.

10. Think of all the 'treasure' and 'booty' you could plunder...if you are that kind of person. (Tee Hee...I said 'booty'.)

Today it seems like being a pirate is a lot more fun than hanging around the house, doing dishes and picking up after the little ones.

Top Ten Things To Do When You Are Feeling Grumpy

Ever have one of those days?... Weekends?... Years?

Here are some grumpiness solutions!

1. Take a long hot shower...always makes me feel better.

2. Eat some chocolate.

3. Go shopping! ... love that retail therapy!

4. Read a trashy novel...their lives are always more complicated than regular ones.

5. Have a cocktail, or two! ... or three ... or four!

6. Snuggle up with your sweetie...as long as he/she is not the one bugging you!!

7. Take a long nap. and enjoy a nice daydream!

8. Watch a happy ending movie, maybe it will rub off.

9. Call your best friend and have a little bitch session.

10. Dress up and go to your favorite eatery ...take your time and let someone else do the dishes!

Here is to hoping you are having a less grumpy day!!

The Top Ten Things I Say Everyday!

Like a broken record...

1. No... no..., no, no, no!!!

2. Did you hear me?

3. What is the problem in here?

4. Stop...stop... stop!

5. Did you brush your teeth?

6. Did you go to the bathroom?

7. Where are your pants?

8. What do you want for dinner?

9. Because I said so!! (Thanks for that one Mom!)

10. I love you, ... but you are making me crazy!!!

Happy Memorial Day to all!!!

The Top Ten Reasons I Like to Wear Black

For all those that know me in real life...I am almost always wearing black...maybe with the occasional pink shirt thrown in. So, in case you were curious...

1. I am grateful for the slimming effect.

2. I was a ninja in a former lifetime...the source of my other love ... all things Asian.

3. You can spill and drip on it and no one will know...especially Taco Bell.

4. It always makes you look more dressed up than you are.

5. It goes with anything and everything.

6. No tan is required.

7. It doesn't matter what color your bra is.

8. I was Zorro in a former life...yes clearly, I have had many former lives.

9. Fewer loads of laundry.

10. Did I mention the slimming effect?

Have a great day!!! M.

Top Ten Heroes I'd Like to be Rescued By

In honor of the movie opening today...the top ten heroes I would love to rescue me...

1. Indiana Jones...could he be cuter?

2. Zorro...how can you not love a sexy Latin guy dressed all in black.

3. Aquaman...a totally underrated super hero if you as me...I mean he talks to dolphins, come on!

4. Han Solo...really need a say anything more then totally cool space pirate.

5. Luke Skywalker...hopefully while he still has both of his good hands.

6. Neo...I am noticing an all dressed in black hero thing happen' here.

7. Batman...only the new Christian Bale version, all others need not apply...Adam West, yikes!

8. Sportacus...for you not watching toddler tv people, underneath the goofy Lazytown costume is a super hunky Icelandic studmuffin with a dreamy accent.

9. Tarzan...generally speaking I prefer brain over brawn but everyone needs a little mindless beefcake in their life, right?

10. James Bond...perhaps the sexiest of all heroes, certainly the most suave and I would be willing to be rescued by either the Pierce version or the Sean version, I won't discriminate.

Have a great day and feel free to leave any heroes I may have over looked!

Top Ten Chocolate Therapy Foods...for the day from hell!!

Ever have one of those days when you just need some chocolate to make it through without killing someone? Try any of the below and take a deep breath...

1. Classic Hershey's Chocolate Bar...broken in twelve yummy rectangles.

2. Warm chocolate Chip Cookies fresh from the oven...if you are a baking kind of gal.

3. Hot Fudge Sundae...also a classic.

4. Chocolate Chip Pancakes...then you can get a double hit...bready stuff and sugar!

5. Chocolate Milkshake...with the whipped cream and cherry ...that's up to you!

6. Hot Cocoa with Marshmallows...very therapeutic on a cold, crappy day.

7. Chocolate Pudding...don't underestimate it's ability to take you back to a simpler time.

8. Chocolate Cake...now I am not a cake person but I know for some it is the best.

9. Snickers...sometimes just the Hershey's doesn't cut it and you need some chewy goodness to workout those frustrations...I highly recommend it.

10. Chocolate Martini...for when you need to forgive and forget!!!

Everyone has those days...I am recommending chocolate therapy over analysis or perhaps jail time. Take it easy everyone.