1. You get to drink rum at anytime of day! Not that you would but...you could.
2. Fresh sea air and sandy beaches! Sounds a lot like Sandals so far.
3. You get to see whales and dolphins all the time. Insert the National Geographic theme here.
4. The wardrobe...seriously...either a frilly or grungy pirate, what is not to love about the clothes. Do-rags, black pants, and cool boots... that translates to no bad hair days, slimming pants and fashionable footwear!
5. You could wear an eye patch and no one would stare. How cool is that!
6. You could learn to sword fight.
7. You get to hang out with your homies all the time and no one gets to tell you what to do.
8. You get to say cool stuff like: 'arrrggh', 'ahoy', 'avast', 'maties' and 'shiver me timbers'.
9. All the fresh fish and lemons you could want.
10. Think of all the 'treasure' and 'booty' you could plunder...if you are that kind of person. (Tee Hee...I said 'booty'.)
Today it seems like being a pirate is a lot more fun than hanging around the house, doing dishes and picking up after the little ones.
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